We are Ryan Deane and Jack Gray.
Ryan is known throughout the northern regions of Greenland for his hoola-hooping prowess. He can look at the sky and know the weather for the next week. He can change a baby’s dirty diaper in 3 seconds. He is a connoisseur of fine Turkish cheeses. Ryan prides himself on his ability to dance flamenco and has never had a bad day in his life.
Jack is fluent in 10 languages, including ancient Mayan sign language. He has been said to have the voice of an angel and the agility of a hummingbird. He is an elite candlemaker. He breeds guinea-pigs and decides when the sun rises and sets. Jack enjoys feasting and has the ability to make anyone smile.